Monday, February 16, 2009

Top Ten List

So I saw this list in a dental hygiene magazine and thought it was worth sharing, it is pretty funny and has nothing to do with dental hygiene!

Top 10 Things to say about a gift you don't like:

10. Hey! That's a gift!
9. Well, well, well ...
8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would have fit.
7. This is perfect to wear around the basement.
6. Gosh I hope this never catches fire. It is fire season though, there are lots of unexplained fire
5. It the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
4. I love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
2. To think ... I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
1. I really don't deserve this!

My personal favorite is #4! It makes me chuckle every time I read it.

2 comments:

P's in a pod said...

Cute Family!

I think i've used # 5,7,9, 1!!!

Harrington said...

Those are hilarious. I think we have all said some of them.